An Endlessly Long Study Ramble In Human Behavior From The Perspective Of A Antisocial Dumbass With Aspergers

An endlessly long study ramble in human behavior from the perspective of a antisocial dumbass with asperger’s so what the fuck do I know about any of it, really? 💀

One of the funniest things to me is people who seem to think the world fucking owes them something and/or that the universe has choosen to treat them extra unfairly for some reason and they're now pissy about it.

No, you dipshit. Your not that special.

Existence is just sprinkling misery on all of us. Some gets more seasoning than others. End of story.

And I'm not talking about having a "I feel sorry for myself" day here. We all have those. This is some next level cronical self pity "I can do nothing wrong, it's everyone elses fault" kinda shit..

This behavior from what I've noticed seem to be almonst exclusively a male thing. [wild generalization I'm sure, but I have yet to meet a woman acting this way.] Like, I could point you in the direction of about 3 individuals going on like that on a daily basis in my general surroundings..

It also seems to go hand in hand with them being dumped and/or wanting a partner but being rejected. I hear a lot of "I'm so alone, poor me" and "why don't anyone want to be with me? I'm such a good guy" or my personal favorite "Women only want to date hot guys, even if they get treated badly."

...💀... Yeah.. That must be the case. Who doesn't love a hot asshole really.

Mindblowing thought here, dude.. If an issue keeps repeating itself over and over and over again.. Maybe it's not all of them being the issue. Maybe it's you? Maybe it's something about you that sooner or later makes them realize you're not actually the catch you think you are..

Maybe it's that shitty ass attitude, overall cuntyness and endless self-pity drenched entitelment of yours? Maybe.. 💀

That was highly needed in every way possible.. prob just gonna fuck around with some random gameplay today. Pretty hungover still..

Uuugghh.. I never learn 💀💀

so Tequila, we meet again.. 😈

Hold up, hold up. Vibe with this.. I had the glorious fucking idea of sharing actual [terribly stupid and hopefully funny] life advice with y'all. Lol. This is gonna be great.. I'll call it:

Unuseful life advice from the Noise machine

[As with the "the more you know" random facts I will tag these posts with the headline as to collect the full fountain of stupidity drenched knowledge that is I.. you're welcome. And I'm sorry in advance.] 💀

Plot twist: I have 3 cats. Their names are Brutus, Storm and Bimbo.

🌈 The More You Know ⭐️

Just in case I actually freeze to death, here's my last will and testament:

Leave me for the cats to feast on. They're always fucking hungry anyways. Might as well become a tv dinner.