Some Assholes Have Been Putting Nails In Cheese And Treats In Dog Parks In Chicago And Massachusetts.

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

HEY HED ANGER!

Nox freezes, hands hovering over her keyboard, then stands up.

"Out." She scoots you out the door, closing it firmly behind you, waits for a minute, then sits back down and continues typing.

Clearly, she did not like being called... that.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

How is it in the Metro?

"Busy." She appears to be typing some sort of file.

"When I do run out of work to do, I just upgrade the technology in the Metro," she pauses, looking a bit frustrated, "Then blender is particularly frustrating. I have other things to work on. I dont have time to keep fixing it."

She pauses again, opening a new file.

"On second though, I may have just found a way to fix that problem." Nox begins typing again.

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It looks like she's busy again. I wonder what she's doing?