Terrans And Their New Dads

Terrans and their new dads

Starscream is unfortunately still baby doe 😔

Into da baby carrier with him ☹️

Size Difference TaraProwl on my Twitter if you want to see it

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Gay stuff from Discird with friends, full on Twitter

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I have an obsession with taking the exact same screenshot of Prowl and editing it to say whatever- figured I'd share! 🥴💀

I’ll never sit down and write this properly, but Optimus and crew never returning to Cybertron for some reason (like Magnus being beyond forgiving them for destroying their precious life source and thinking they’re all a lost cause).

And then years later, he starts convicting criminals and people who’ve affronted the Senate so terribly (or SOMETHING) to go live out the rest of their short, terrible lives on Earth (what he has always seen as a hellscape). Using this punishment like it’s a fate worse than death.

So here are these petrified bots being taunted and told horror stories of ‘Earth *gasp!* Oh the putrid, most vile- Earth!’ by guards and other prisoners who think they are ‘lucky’ not to be the ones sentenced to such a fate, saying how nightmarish a life condemned to this place truly is. Just crying and praying to Primus for forgiveness and to make their deaths on this pit-planet a quick one.

And then they GET THERE, and after a few weeks or months of wandering, just come across these strange, unmistakable signs of Cybertronian life lingering in places, and follow them as far as they can until they wind up at this janky looking warehouse with plastic flamingos outside and strings of porch lights.

And then inside they follow the voices through the strangely furnished rooms until they come to a factory sized kitchen where all the gays come to congregate from am to pm, full to the brim of civil frames and war machines, laughing and talking loudly about nonsense the poor bot has never heard before.

——And if this isn’t the first incident of this happening, then they begin to notice that there are the other prisoners who’d been banished here some time ago and also the Lord of the Decepticons and no one seems to be in any anguish, and also there’s a large, unignorable spider on the ceiling, handing down a case of Energon cubes to Cybertron’s former CMO, Ratchet, and nobody is miserable???

Other than those that are too close to Blitz/Bee blasting their 100 gecs and Cakepop in a room with people just trying to have a conversation.

(And Magnus has no idea Optimus and crew are steadily rehabilitating these mechs into upstanding citizens and functional members of Earth society)

For @fuccerito who is SO NICE TO ME, and makes the works of Primus come to life in their art 💕🦑

Which OH MY GOD DO I LOVE THEIR SHIT, they’re so unspeakably talented and make the maddest shit ever *is shaking*. The robots are beautiful, the KINKS ARE BEAUTIFUL. Rito is beautiful 38

Full image of sin is on my Twitter again if you’d to look, @BirthdayPlating

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