Who Is Going To Bring Me More?

Who is going to bring me more? 🐷

360lbs

So my chair doesn’t like all the weight, but I’m like skinny… 🫠

No, it doesn’t make you look fat at all! Your hanging belly jiggling out of what I can only assume is at least a 4xl doesn’t make you look fat, your massive double chin that blocks anyone from seeing your neck completely doesn’t make you look fat, the way that your fatpad makes your pants look like they’re filled with air doesn’t make you look fat, your enormous moobs that jiggle every time you move any part of your body don’t make you look fat, that pursed open mouth breathing heavy breaths everytime you move at all doesn’t make you look fat…

it makes you look so fucking obese, so huge and massive, so hot and sexy and blubbery, just sooooo fucking fat….

so I guess maybe it’s not the shirt that makes you look fat, you just are 😉

Does this shirt make me look fat? Please tease me 🥵

I ate so much yesterday and hit the big 300! It went away when I woke up but if I can keep eating like this I’ll be 300 next week :3 (also, trying to set up a new place to take pics so they’re not all just the same thing😅 I appreciate all of the love you guys show me)

And it’s those few extra thousand calories that will get you wayyyy bigger too 😈🥵

When you remember that just maybe it’s the few extra thousand calories a day that got you this big