You, My Good Sir, Are Living My Dream. Im So Happy For All Three Of You That Youve Found Something So

you, my good sir, are living my dream. i’m so happy for all three of you that you’ve found something so beautiful

Thanks so much! By my count, I’m the luckiest man alive!

She’s right, @bewitchedbaddi3 really does have a beautiful smile (her ass makes me wanna fight chairs and benches out of sheer jealousy)

What do you think is the prettiest thing about your gf?

She has the absolute most gorgeous smile that really lights up a room (she has a fat ass) i mean like really when shes laughing its like witnessing an angel (i mean fr you could bounce a quarter off that thing) 💖

I will not confirm or deny susceptibility to this…

What’s something you can do to your dom to make him suddenly not-so-dominant?

I will answer this question with some free advice. Any man will melt into a puddle if you play with their hair and scratch their beard. Try it and watch them eat out of the palm of your hand

The church really was a highlight ⛪️

Ever had sex in a public space before? What was the freakiest location?

Oh no you exposed my exhibition kink 🫣. The craziest place was in an abandoned church during a concert. I’ve also put out in multiple parks, many parking lots, and the occasional BJ in a bar bathroom when desperate

Well now I’m blushing 😄 you two are my personal Ironman Marathon <3 a back that looks like I’ve been mauled by a tiger is a small price to pay

Can your dom last long enough to satisfy both of you?

I think he does a wonderful job balancing two women with extremely high sex drives and ensuring we’re both fully satisfied in the bedroom. @bennys-basement deserves a medal for going from one hour long marathon straight to the next even if he says back scratches are enough

Who is better at doggy, who is better at giving head, who is best at trivia, who is better at charades

A little advice: If you’re ever lucky enough to have two gorgeous women in your life, the last thing you should be thinking about is who’s better at what, especially in the bedroom. They’re both my perfect girls, and I’m very lucky to have them 💛🩷 Oh, and I’m best at trivia 😂