Post Crab-party The Bad Kids And Hirelings All Have Some Sort Of Crab/lobster/shrimp Based Name For At

Post crab-party the bad kids and hirelings all have some sort of crab/lobster/shrimp based name for at least a weak. The names are as follows:

Hermit Crab: Riz (his also has a little crown beside it because he’s the current crab king)

Crab Raghoons: Ragh 

Werelobster: Tracker 

Devilled Crab: Fig

Crab Cake: Gorgug 

Little Shrimp: Fabian (he gets so mad and tries to change it and Fig and Adaine team up to block his name-changing privileges)

Shrimply the Best: Adaine

Crachos :Kristen

hello i am making the decision to binge the rest of a crown of candy because i want to feel things. if you hear distant sobbing? probably just me. apologies in advance

sometimes i watch only the first four episodes of a crown of candy and pretend that everything is fine. it’s fine. nothing is wrong the tartguard are dancing again and it’s fine. 

Gorthalax makes a special office in his villa. Originally it was just for the Gukgaks--a work space for Pok when he was on missions that brought him to the Bottomless Pit, a place for Riz and Fig to work on legal issues in Hell when they came by, a place for Sklonda to study for her law school exams. He would walk by and see the family all working together on their individual projects, desks covered in old coffee mugs and notes and family photos, and his heart was always so fond of this little family. And then one day there’s another desk n the office, and Sklonda is sat atop it and Pok is leaning against it and Riz is half-asleep in the large office chair (much larger than any of the other Goblin-sized furniture in the office). “Figured it was about time the family office got an update.” Sklonda smiles at him, and Pok isn’t looking at his wife but at Gorthalax, eyes full of the same love and admiration he never thought he’d see directed at him. “Fig said she’d just share a desk with you, but I think there’s room for one more. Maybe you and the kids can go pick one out the next time you’re in the Prime Material plane?” 

i was going to say the boys fight with the elementals is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen but I just watched the scene where they’re all dancing together and I’m crying

FABIAN SAYING HE’S GOING TO BUY GORGUG AN ORANGE FOR FIXING THE HANGMAN MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!