My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola, My Eyes Are Wide Like Cherry Pies

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies 🍒

(all body pics are mine :3)

If you're lamenting the fact that you used to be able to shoot through a 500-page novel in like a day when you were in middle school and now you can't, it's worth bearing in mind that a big part of that is because when you were in middle school, your reading comprehension sucked. Yes, mental health and the stresses of adult life can definitely be factors, but it's also the case that reading is typically more effortful as an adult because you've learned to Ponder The Implications. The material isn't just skimming over the surface of your brain anymore, and some of the spoons you used to spend on maximising your daily page count are now spent on actually thinking about what you're reading!

Anaïs Nin, Fire: From "A Journal of Love": The Unexpurgated Diary of Anais Nin, 1934-37