On This Day One Year Ago Someone Sewed A Fried Egg To A Tshirt

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

My pretty (war criminal) king!

(He would probably snap me in half like a twig, but do I care? I do not.)

Build-A-Boyfriend | A Luvit Valentine's

Valentine's Day is approaching! You know what that means! Oh... no plans? No worries! Here at Luvit Inc., we have you covered. Just answer our short questionnaire and we'll send you something to make this holiday season worthwhile ;)

RAFFLE ENTRY - up to FIVE (5) winners will be chosen for a little extra holiday loving this season:

your first step is to take a quick uquiz assessment! there are 14 possible results.

reblog + let us know your results in the tags (this counts as your entry!)

you have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 16th to enter. any entries after that time and date will not be counted (but you can still take the quiz <3)

winners will be selected through the wheel of names and then privately messaged with your result (pls have your messages open so i can let you know!)

winners will have until 11:59pm pst, feb. 17th to confirm response

PRIZES:

a personalized blurb up to 750 words (can be either fluffy or suggestive)

reader-insert or OC-insert - i'll use whatever name/pronouns you let me know of!

will include your tagged result as the character

select a prompt starter from a provided list

prizes will be distributed on feb 19th unless otherwise notified

*eligibility requirements are: cannot be a blank blog, this cannot be the only post on your blog, reblogged and tagged with your result, entered before the time and date

**i've never made a uquiz before so i apologize in advance if it's bad 😭 it is mostly random and gives you a little dive into how i personally characterize and associate things with the different cod men. this is for fun and not meant to be taken super seriously! i just decided on 5 people since i'm still recovering from the sick but wanted to do something interactive and let y'all know that i really DO appreciate you ❤️

I believe I’m back at it again (not for long, my inspiration is dead once again). It’s an old sketch, but I finally colored it (somewhat) the other day.

Anyways, this pathetic creature is Sharlene.

And this is one of my favorite scenes from BoJack Horseman.

I might add more later. But something (my common sense) tells me I’ll be too lazy to build a proper narrative.

I want everyone to see a lovely crane @nope2733 has made! Look at it. It’s so lovely.

Hold on. You can assign cranes? Can I have a crane as well, please?

Crane for you :>

Subdued, mysterious, and a little faded...

Cool color combos tho!

Me and my incredibly huge war criminal of a husband (I would unironically say yes to him, we’d be hating on others together).

(You know who this little shit will be fawning over… If I ever find it in me to build the post-worthy narrative).

I am tagging you, my 🅱️ookies dearest:

@stainthestock1 @kunikisss

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

It seems like I have finally managed to get it together and write a (somewhat?) comprehensible introduction for Sharlene.

Anyways. Here’s a quick sketch and without any further ado:

Name: Sharlene Smith

Nickname: Tony

Gender: she/her

Nationality: American (sometimes she flexes her Irish heritage, though. Has some Eastern European percentage as well)

Age: 29

Height: ~5’7 (173cm)

Family status: single as hell

Job status: employed, currently on leave due to poor mental state (this lil’ shit did NOT pass the vibe check)

Affiliation: KorTac, USMC (former)

Family members: father, mother, twin sister (Mari)

Hobbies: journaling, drawing, watching hours-long documentaries/essays, occasionally dancing (yes, she still does the ballet)

Food preferences: spicy food. Not the white spicy, though. She’s been building up her spice tolerance with a pack of Buldak a day

Talents: quickly picks up languages, is ambidextrous (her left hand is just as functional as the right one), is actually a natural children-animal magnet (they seem to like her), stores LOADS of useless information. Ah, she also has a knack for being a failure

Vices: she’s not a chain smoker, but the amount of nicotine she consumes is still slightly concerning.

Social media: has a couple accounts, but they’re private and she doesn’t really post much. Might yap occasionally, though

Bio: Nearing the age of thirty, Sharlene finally realizes that the life she lives does not truly belong to herself and is, in fact, a chain of unfortunate circumstances and poor choices. Being severely depressed and sent on leave, she tries to find her own purpose, reconnect with family and hopefully find strength and courage to finally voice her own thoughts and feelings.