Reminder That Gas Prices In The US Are Kept Artificially Low Due To Subsidies From The Government Which

Reminder that gas prices in the US are kept artificially low due to subsidies from the government which is one of the many ways that driving is subtly made to be more attractive than public transit in the US

Shoggoths and hamsters are actually the same creature at different lifestages, contrary to popular belief.

Shoggoths but they are hamsters.

­Hamsters but they're shoggoths

Cthulhu hasn't quite caught up to modern English, and talks in 80s slang terms.

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

Or he is, at the very least, a weeb.

Dagon is a neckbeard.

Tastee

If Tumblr is making bad business decisions let me try my hand at some,

FROM NOW ON ALL TRAINS WILL BE FILLED WITH HORNETS

But, if you pay us 5.83 a month, we'll put you in a special train car without any hornets