The Reason Carcinisation Happens Is Because Crustaceans Are The Ocean Residents With The Greatest Awareness

The reason carcinisation happens is because crustaceans are the ocean residents with the greatest awareness of what happens beyond the veil of reality, and are therefore the most fervent "worshippers" (fans) of The Great Old Ones, gaining their favour.

All of them

can you answer me this. why won’t those old men kiss when they want each other so badly?

Which old men

Cthulhu hasn't quite caught up to modern English, and talks in 80s slang terms.

Reminder: the companies and political entities pushing Project 2025 have addresses and go out to lunch a lot and should never eat a spitless meal for the rest of their lives.

Practice bagpipes outside their secure compounds.

Follow them around ringing a bell wherever they go.

If they are going to be farcically evil, be Animaniacally good. Be the definition of chaotic justice.

Also, vote. It might just kick the ball down the road a bit, but that gives people more time to organize a concerted resistance (in no way on any social media platform) to the fascist creep happening in America. It is possible to take this country from the bastards who control it, it will take work, effort, and occasionally going offline and talking to humans though.

GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

Commas. Look into them.

It is time to feed the asexuals

Go and eat my children:

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