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Hii!! Not Sure If You Take Requests But If You Can I Request Riddle, Epel And Azul From Twst Hcs Of Them
hii!! not sure if you take requests but if you can i request riddle, epel and azul from twst hcs of them on how they get flustered because of their s/o? like what their reactions will be and how to make them a blushing mess (sorry if my english feels wrong it's not my first language đ„)
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Your English is perfectly fine, donât worry!
I must apologise there ainât much Riddle or Epel in this sdfsjdfio I actually donât have much focus on them, so even thinking of that little took a lot of time and staring at their groovy-fied cards lol]
Characters: Riddle Rosehearts, Azul Ashengrotto, Epel Felmier
No pronouns, gendered terms or description of body used for reader.
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Riddle Rosehearts
One easy way to fluster Riddle is to smother him with physical affection. Itâs so foreign and new to him, he just doesnât know what to do. If you hug him, he either stops entirely or needs more time to get the words out. His arms would hang in the air awkwardly before he rests his fist on your back. Heâs too shy to actually-actually touch you.
The pout he gives if you point it out to him is absolutely priceless.
Azul Ashengrotto
Heartfelt compliments is the way to go with Azul. He may say good things about him and his ability, but having it actually reinforced by someone he holds so dearly is going to make him melt. Donât only say good things about his present self, do the same to his past self. Tell him you love him. And that includes the little octomer too.
It not only flusters him, but also makes him emotional. How much of that he showcases to you shows how comfortable and safe he feels with you.
He stutters and fumbles for a while, eventually ending it with a voice crack, âAaAh!â before he excuses himself. He stays hidden from public eye until the redness in his face subsides completely and he looks put together again.
Azul will halfheartedly avoid you for a few more minutes after that, just because he knows heâll melt again if he comes too close to you.
Mention it in private?? Oh boy, he buries his face in your neck, your chest, or your shoulder. He wants to hide so bad, but he also wants to be close to you. Seems like this is gonna turn into a cuddle filled with little whines. Please, youâre killing him.
Epel Felmier
Acknowledge Epelâs cool side. He wonât notice how adorably red he becomes. This reaction truly is only reserved for you. For anyone else itâs like âHah! See? Told you!â But for you itâs more âOmg you think so?? Yeah, Iâm real strong, I can protect you!â, as if he was still a boy with a little crush, and not actually your boyfriend.
Epel switches it up fairly quickly though, taking it as motivation to do even better.
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How Not to Court Your Crush: A Disaster in Six Acts - Malleus Draconia x reader
You're trying to court Malleus so why is he acting so weird? Malleus is trying to court you, so why are you acting so weird.
aka you try fae courtship and malleus tries human courtship, you both fail spectacularly.
Scene 1: The Offering of... Chaos?
You were determined. Absolutely, one hundred percent determined to win over Malleus Draconiaâs heart the fae way. Youâd done your researchâwell, half-researched. You mightâve skimmed some books. Okay, maybe you watched some video where a guy talked about it for 10 minutes. But still! You were ready to tackle fae courting, head-on.
Which is why you were standing in the middle of the campus courtyard holding a potted mandrake. Because, according to some source (you couldnât quite remember which), gifting rare plants was a surefire way to court a fae prince.
Unfortunately, no one told you that the mandrake in question would scream like a banshee as soon as you yanked it out of the dirt.
"Behold!" You shouted, thrusting the potted terror toward Malleus, who had appeared in his usual fashionâstealthy and majestic, like a dragon perching on a mountain. "A rare gift for the noble Prince of Briar Valley!"
The mandrake, in all its wailing glory, let out a soul-piercing shriek. Nearby students flung themselves behind trees and bushes. Sebek fainted. Silver, as usual, napped through the chaos.
Malleus blinked at you. Once. Twice. His face was a mixture of confusion and slight amusement. "Are you... trying to summon something?"
You frowned. "Summon? No! This is for you!" You held the screaming mandrake higher, like an offering to some ancient god. "As a... token of my appreciation! You like plants, right?"
The mandrake let out a final, particularly blood-curdling scream before going silent, wilting slightly in the pot. Malleus blinked once. Twice. âI... do like plants, yes. But usually... not ones that wish to harm me.â
You grinned, proud of your extremely thoughtful choice. âWell, this one just has personality!â
Malleus cautiously took the pot from you, staring down at the now exhausted mandrake. âThank you,â he said, sounding unsure if you were joking or being sincere. âIâll... treasure it.â
Somewhere in the distance, Ace and Deuce exchanged pitying looks. âMan,â Ace muttered, âhe doesnât deserve this.â
Scene 2: The Worst Poem Ever Written
Malleus had been doing his own researchâmuch more thorough than yours, of course. Heâd read books. Lots of them. Mostly ancient tomes from his castle library that were centuries old. After all, human courting customs couldnât have changed that much, right?
His plan was foolproof: Humans enjoyed poetry. Therefore, he would craft you the most beautiful, heart-stopping poem ever written, and your affection for him would blossom like the midnight roses of Briar Valley.
He found you sitting under a tree near the school, probably recovering from your last spectacular fae courting attempt (the less said about the mandrake incident, the better). Malleus approached with all the grace of a dark prince, his black cloak billowing in the wind, carrying a scroll in his hand.
"Dearest," he began, as you looked up from your phone. "I have composed a poem for you. An ode to your beauty and grace."
Your eyebrows shot up. "Really?"
"Yes. Please, allow me." He unfurled the scroll dramatically.
You sat back, intrigued. This was either going to be a disaster or absolute gold. Either way, you were ready.
Malleus cleared his throat, then began to read with all the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor:
"Your hair, like the moss that grows on the oldest tombstones,
Your eyes, like the deepest, darkest, creepiest of wells,
Your voice, as soothing as the distant scream of a lost soul..."
You snorted. "What?"
"Your beauty is like the moon, that I can never reach, because it is in the sky... far away... and also made of rock." He paused, glancing at you hopefully. âDo you like it so far?â
You bit your lip, desperately trying not to laugh. "Um... It's... something. Keep going."
Malleus beamed. "Thereâs more!"
"Your hands, soft like the belly of a small woodland creature..." He continued, and you finally lost it, howling with laughter. âIs it not... moving?â
You waved your hands, barely able to breathe through your giggles. "Malleus! Are you... Are you serious?!"
âI thought humans liked dark poetry,â he said, looking genuinely concerned.
âWell, some do, butââ You stopped yourself, trying not to laugh. âNo, wait, keep going. I want to hear more.â
Malleus, relieved, continued. âYour beauty is like the full moonâcold, distant, and surrounded by darkness.â
Somewhere behind a nearby tree, Lilia was biting his lip to stop from laughing, while Ace and Deuce shared looks of absolute pity for their friend and Malleus.
Ace shook his head. âPoor guy. Heâs trying so hard.â
Scene 3: The... Ambush?
Since the plant-gifting thing didnât go quite as planned, you decided that maybe a more public display of affection would be the ticket. According to something you half-remembered (and maybe misunderstood), fae really appreciated grand gestures of intent. So, naturally, you chose the school cafeteria at lunchtime as your stage.
As you climbed on top of a table, all eyes turned toward you. Malleus sat at a corner table, watching you with his usual calm, collected demeanor, but you could see the confusion in his eyes.
"Prince Malleus!" you shouted dramatically, lifting your arms in the air. âI declare before all of these witnesses that I shall offer this to you!â
The cafeteria fell into dead silence. Well, except for Lilia, who was quietly choking on his laughter in the background.
Malleus blinked, his expression unreadable. âYou... what?â
"Yes! I offer youâ" you pulled out the cabbage youâd swiped from the kitchen earlierâ"this symbol of my devotion!"
Malleus stared at the cabbage in your hands. "Is that... a vegetable?"
âYes! Itâs a sign of fertility or... something.â You werenât entirely sure, but it sounded right. âI picked it myself!â
Malleus blinked again, clearly trying to process this information. âI... appreciate the gesture."
Lilia butts in. "Beastie, Iâm afraid cabbages arenât typically used in fae courting rituals.â
You pouted, hopping off the table. âWhat? But I read thatâ"
âPerhaps... next time, try flowers?â
Behind you, Ace facepalmed. âOh, man. They're hopeless.â
Scene 4: The Gift of... Dirt?
Malleus was now absolutely convinced that something was seriously wrong with you. You seemed... more chaotic than usual, and while he enjoyed your enthusiasm, he had no idea why you were suddenly thrusting vegetables at him.
In his effort to reciprocate (and maybe figure out what was going on), he decided to give you a gift of his own. A very special one. From his homeland.
After all, humans liked sentimental gifts, right?
Thatâs why, one morning, he approached you with a small velvet pouch in his hand, his face filled with sincerity. âChild of Man, I have something for you.â
âOh?â You tilted your head, curious. âWhatâs that?â
He handed you the pouch, and you opened it, only to find... dirt. Black, slightly glittery dirt.
You stared at it. Then at him. Then back at the dirt. âIs this... dirt?â
âYes,â Malleus said proudly. âFrom Briar Valley. Itâs a very special soil, infused with the magic of my homeland.â
You blinked. âYou got me dirt.â
âVery magical dirt,â he corrected, as if that made it better.
You bit back a laugh, trying to keep a straight face. âUm... thanks?â
Ace, watching from a distance, nudged Deuce. âMan, They're gonna end up with a garden at this rate.â
Scene 5: The Unnecessary Duel
Clearly, you had been doing something wrong, because your attempts at fae courtship had been met with nothing but polite confusion. But you were nothing if not determined. The next step in your (completely misguided) strategy? Prove your strength in battle. Duh.
You marched up to Malleus one afternoon, sword in hand, and pointed it at his chest. "Malleus Draconia! I challenge you to a duel!"
Malleus blinked at you, clearly baffled. âA duel? With... me?â
âYes!â you declared, brandishing the sword with a flourish. âI shall prove myself worthy of your admiration through combat!â
Malleus tilted his head. âYou... wish to fight me?â
You nodded enthusiastically. âYes! To the death! Or until someone taps out. Whatever works.â
Malleus looked utterly bewildered but amused. âI... see. But are you sure this is necessary?â
"Absolutely. I need to show you my strength." You tried to strike a dramatic pose, but the sword was way heavier than it looked.
Lilia, perched nearby, was barely containing his laughter. âOh, this is too good.â
Malleus raised his hand. âPerhaps another time. I would not want to harm you.â
You frowned. âHarm me? Pfft. Iâm tougher than I look, dragon boy.â
Scene 6: The Romantic WalkâThrough a Thunderstorm
Malleus had one last idea. Humans, heâd read, liked romantic walks. That was simple, right? No vegetables. No poetry. Just a quiet stroll. What could possibly go wrong?
Unfortunately, he decided to take you for a walk through the forest on a day when the sky decided to unleash the full wrath of a thunderstorm. And because he was a fae, storms didnât bother him.
You, on the other hand, were not a fan of being drenched to the bone.
The rain came down in sheets, lightning crackling overhead as you both trudged through the mud. You tried to keep your umbrella steady, but the wind whipped it inside out almost immediately.
âMalleus,â you called over the storm, shouting to be heard. âWhy are we walking in this? Are you trying to drown me?â
Malleus, entirely unfazed by the downpour, turned to you, his face serious. âI thought a walk through nature would be a calming experience for you.â
You stared at him, your hair sticking to your face, clothes soaked through, and boots filled with mud. âCalming?! Iâm about to be struck by lightning!â
He blinked, as if only now realizing the storm might be an issue for you. âAh, I see. Humans are... more susceptible to storms. My apologies.â
âYa think?â You huffed, clutching your now-ruined umbrella. âA âromantic strollâ usually involves good weather.â
Malleus frowned, looking genuinely troubled. âI thought the power of the storm would inspire awe.â
âYeah, itâs inspiring me to run back inside.â You sighed, shivering. âThis is... sweet, I guess. But, uh, maybe next time we check the weather before planning any âromanticâ activities?â
As you struggled to wipe rain from your face, you caught a glimpse of Lilia againâhe was standing under a tree, dry as could be, watching the scene unfold with glee. His mischievous grin practically radiated from the shadows.
âYouâre having fun with this, arenât you?â you shouted toward him, but Lilia just waved, clearly loving the chaos.
Malleus, still deep in thought about his failed attempt at human courtship, suddenly looked serious. âPerhaps a different form of human bonding is needed next time.â
Behind you, Ace and Deuce were trailing a safe distance away, both dripping wet but trying to keep from laughing too loudly.
âMan,â Ace muttered, shaking his head. âThey're gonna give the poor guy a heart attack one day.â
Deuce nodded solemnly. âOr heâll get us all killed.â
After days of mutual confusion and failed courtship rituals, you found yourself, once again, sitting with Malleus in one of the schoolâs many quiet courtyards.
âYâknow,â you began, squinting at him. âI feel like youâve been acting weird lately.â
Malleus gave you a similar look. âIâve been thinking the same about you.â
You blinked. âWait, me? What do you mean?â
âWell,â Malleus said, his brow furrowed, âyouâve been offering me... odd gifts. Vegetables. Challenging me to duels. Declaring intentions in public spaces. Itâs... unusual.â
You froze. âThatâs... fae courtship. Iâve been trying to... yâknow...â
Malleusâ eyes widened. âYouâve been attempting to court me?â
Your face flushed. âWell, yeah! I thought you were acting strange, so I figured you were waiting for someone to, I donât know, woo you.â
Malleusâ confusion quickly shifted to amusement. âIâve been trying to court you this whole time.â
Your jaw dropped. âYouâre what?!â
âI believed you were in distress, so I attempted human courting rituals. Clearly, they didnât go as planned.â
You both stared at each other for a long moment, the realization of mutual failure sinking in. Then, unexpectedly, you burst out laughing, and Malleus, after a moment, chuckled too.
âWell,â you managed between laughs, âwe really suck at this.â
âIndeed,â Malleus agreed, his eyes warm with amusement. âPerhaps next time, we should... communicate better.â
âYeah,â you said, wiping a tear from your eye. âThat might help.â
From a safe distance, Lilia watched, his face beaming with pride. âAh, young love,â he sighed dramatically. âHow wonderfully chaotic.â
Ace shook his head, utterly done with the entire situation. âTheyâre hopeless.â
Deuce nodded in agreement. âAt least itâs finally over... right?â
They're so stupid (affectionate)
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