Oof Is Just The Opposite Of Off.

Oof is just the opposite of off.

If you put wood mulch around your tree and it's the same type of wood as your tree, are you covering it with it's dead family members?

You know how in the Russian accent they replace w with v.

Example: instead of water it pronounced vater

So does that mean that vodka's pronounced wodka?

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

@martuzzio for your space outlaw au (which I love by the way) you know our resident mumbo k jumbo. What would happen in a situation where he just sort of snaps. Would he live up to the k in his name? Because I feel like that would be terrifying to anyone who's on the receiving end of his wrath and the other hermit's who probably either haven't seen him angry or rarely do.

How does stone paper work in rock paper scissors?

Cuz like... Scissors cut paper but rock destroys scissors and stone paper is both rock and paper.

Following that same line of thought does that make stone paper a stick or a rock.