This Cause Im Confident In My Gender But None Of The Terms Fit The Vibe. Girl? Ehh. Woman? Too Gremlin

This cause I’m confident in my gender but none of the terms fit the vibe. Girl? Ehh. Woman? Too gremlin for that. Lady? ew ew ew ew ew

Yes my gender is of the female variety but the energy is dude, bro, comrade, and/or hey, you there. yeah, you only no exceptions

Sometimes I'm a boy or a guy but I'm never a man. "Man" as a term is too serious for me. Men do taxes. Guys commit tax fraud

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hit me head on the door frame today

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when will somebody designed a birdfeeder shaped like prometheus where the birds eat out of where his liver will be

Oh my god finally someone gets it.

You O-P fools are all missing out it’s so much funnier to read it as opp, like “hey op what the fuck” just has such a nice rhythm to it.

Op is a character to me. Just like (Y/N)

i was yelled at today about this but

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I told a kid in my class the other day that it was going to be the year of the tiger! This kid is a kindergartner, five years old.

Usually there’s some interest when I bring this up, but this kid sort of sat with that for a couple minutes, expression settling into a thousand yard stare. Just as I was wondering if something was wrong, he looked at me with his haunted eyes and asked, in a tone of resignation: “When are the tigers coming?”

I had to quickly reassure him that the year of the tiger was like…an animal assigned to the year, and not another plague or natural disaster! Between the Covid, lockdowns, and huge flood of cicadas last year this child probably decided that this was in line with how the world worked and was mentally getting his affairs in order.