My Favorite Thing To Do Before Executing A Risky Maneuver Is To Loudly Proclaim To Anyone Nearby That

My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way

Don’t let Jennifer Armentrout see this

if my girl had an iron deficiency i would simply crack my bones open so she could feed on my marrow btw. if you care

Politely lurking until I figure out how to turn this hellsite into a hellhome <3

“Keeping plants alive is easy you just water them” bitch I can barely keep myself alive but you think the ficus stands a chance?

-Cassian

her genuinely repulsive personality and complete lack of remorse have bewitched me

This is exactly how I feel about “OP” it’s like calling someone bro

#and just so we’re all clear it’s not pronounced o.p it’s pronounced “ahp”

i cant look at "y/n" and place my own name into it. thats a name on its own. y/n is a character to me