Incorrect Quotes #3

Incorrect Quotes #3

Lucifer: "Mc, must you hold my hand while I work?"

Mc: *plops themself in Lucifer's lap* "Must you be so sexy??

Lucifer: *verbal keyboard smash*

Satan: *standing in Lucifer's office because Mc taught him a new trick* "Dad, dad, dad, I want a book, can I go pet the cats, Daaaaaaaad"

Lucifer: *doesn't know if he should be annoyed or grateful that Mc's plan to get Satan to call him "dad" actually worked*

Mc: "I hate you"

Mephistopheles: "The fuck did I even do??"

Mc: "you were born."

*Levi and Mc were playing An off brand version of Overwatch because fuck Blizzard*

Mc: *to some fuck in the chat* "Listen here you piece of shit, the only reason you're dad left is because I gave him a child he actually loves"

Levi: "Should I be scared or impressed??"

Solomon: *exists*

The bros: "Shady Mfkr."

Incorrect Quotes # 5?

Mc: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer ? 

Lucifer : … No.

Satan : I do! 

Mc: I know, Satan. 

Satan: I Hate Lucifer

Mc: I know, Satan.

Levi : Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million grimm?

Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. 

Mc: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. 

Mammon: Good thinking.

Lucifer : Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. 

Mammon : You were flirting with Mc. 

Lucifer : So what? They're my partner. 

Mammon : You asked them if they were single. 

Lucifer : "..."

Mammon : "And then you cried when they said they weren't."

Solomon : Hey, Mc? Can I get some dating advice?

Mc: Just because I’m with Lucifer doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Satan : Why are you on the floor?

Belphie : I'm depressed.

Belphie : Also I was stabbed, can you get Beel, please

Mc: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? 

Mammon : The car takes a screenshot. 

Lucifer : For the last time, get the fuck out.

Mc: *subtly breaking the fourth wall* "I have now fed the fandom like throwing meat to the sharks."

Lucifer: "Dafuck?"

Barbatos: *who canonically breaks the fourth wall in the manga* "Good job Mc, should keep them distracted for a little longer"

Solomon: "?????"

Salmon.

Mc: "Hey Salmon."

Solomon: "Mc, I told you before it's Sol-O-Mon"

Mc: "anyway, Salmon."

Solomon: *sigh*

Pickles

Mc: "So his name is Mepenalties"

Barbatos: *almost spills tea*

Diavolo: "No, no, Mephistopheles"

Mc: "Mefistoplease

Lucifer: *dies of laughter*

Diavolo: "Meh-phi-sto-phe-lese"

Mc: "Mephipickles"

Leviathans Tub Headcannons

If Lucifer's licked a sorcerer's staff them I am fairly certain he's passed out in Levi's tub before

the brothers would throw snacks in Levi's tub as sacrifices to make sure he's taking care of himself

Mc is the reason the tub sacrifices are now called "Snack-rifices"

Asmodeus once put red nail polish in the tub and Levi didn't notice until he filled it up and thought it was blood

Satan will throw some manga in there

it's really just a tub of sacrifices to Levi

Leviathan cleans out his tub on the sabbath to spite God and the brothers started cleaning on the sabbath as well following Levi's example

there's a space under the tub where Levi hides his anime porn and a tablet with the accounts he uses for smutty fanfics

almost everyone has taken a nap in Levi's tub to see if it was actually comfortable

Satan was once caught sleeping in the tub curled up like a cat

Belphegor and Beelzebub throw blankets in there, just in case Levi gets cold

When Lucifer and Mammon add stuff It’s more nest shaped since they're two silly birdbrains

Leviathan is very happy that his brothers give him stuff to make sure he's ok

Random Levi Art

IKEA Vs. Lucifer

it's past midnight and I cannot stop thinking about Lucifer trying to overcome ikea furniture before giving in and asking Solomon and Mc for help as there's no version of Ikea in the Devildom, only in actual hell as a form of punishment for sinners.