Is Anyone Else Really Mad That The Amazon Prime Ghoul Doesnt Look As Fucked Up As He Should Be

Is anyone else really mad that the Amazon Prime ghoul doesn’t look as fucked up as he should be

Like where are his blackened eyes? Where are the big patches of flesh that sloughed off? Why are his ears normal? Is he like one of the Marked Men? WHY ARE HIS LIPS AND TEETH NORMAL?

Me with this person I met who liked fallout new vegas but proceeded to make jokes about reading sans x frisk smut, writing Wesker x Rebecca smut, called Wesker’s son a Nazi after admitting to finding him hot, made jokes about writing a fic in which Vulpes Inculta s/a’s someone, and talked about using one of those chatbot websites to fuck robots.

I CAN SEE THAT LONE STAR 🧐 FROM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY 😩 CALLING ME BACK HOME 🗣️ THOUGH IVE VENTURED FAR ASTRAY 😢 WHEN I SEE THAT BEACON SHINING FOR ME ALL ALONE 🤩 IT CALLS ME BACK TO TEXAS AND TO HOME 🥹

LONEEEE STARRRR SHINEEEE DOWNNNN ONNNNN MYYYYY HOMEEEEETOWNNNNN

FILLLLLL MYYYYY MEMORYYYY LIGHTTTT MYYYYY WAYYYYY

For thanksgiving today mr house looks at the lack of snow globes you have not collected

Oh nooooo ugh I forgot it would take 8 hours to put on black contacts :(

Is anyone else really mad that the Amazon Prime ghoul doesn’t look as fucked up as he should be

Like where are his blackened eyes? Where are the big patches of flesh that sloughed off? Why are his ears normal? Is he like one of the Marked Men? WHY ARE HIS LIPS AND TEETH NORMAL?

They couldn't make Vulpes a companion because if you left him alone with the other companions in the Lucky 38, they would kill him.