GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD I LOVE YOU MY FAVOURITE GIRLFAILURE!!!!!

GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD I LOVE YOU MY FAVOURITE GIRLFAILURE!!!!!

GWENDOLYN BOUCHARD PATHETIC LITTLE MEOW MEOW SHE THOUGHT SAW SOMEONE CARING ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO BRING HER ONE (1) CUP OF COFFEE AND TRANSFORMED INTO A PUDDLE OF GOO INSTANTLY

IT WAS IN FACT SO PATHETIC THE PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HER ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY NOT BRING HER COFFEE TO LOOK AT HER REACTION GOT SO DUMBSTRUCK SHE LET HER HAVE THE COFFEE MEANT FOR SOMEONE ELSE

Completely baseless but extremely funny TMAGP headcanon of mine:

Gwen 100% had Tumblr as a teenager but doesn't anymore and will deny it until the day she dies

Alice is on Tumblr a lot and one day she references some old Tumblr meme or fandom, Gwen laughs before she can stop herself, and Alice then makes it her mission to figure out a way to make Gwen admit to having used Tumblr

Sam and Colin are talking bets on who will break and give up first

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

also the fact that i now understand that a lot of the media i loved for reasons i could not properly describe and felt a deep sense of belonging about is bc most of the characters were very likely queer

sorry 2000s cartoon characters but i WILL gayify you, yeah you cant avoid it ❤️

rewatching shows i loved when i was younger is soo funny bc i now look at characters i used to absolutely hate with the passion of a thousand burning suns and be like what a weird freak, served.

like yeah maybe they’re evil and want to destroy the main characters life but at the end of the day, they were cunty and unfortunately i cant do anything about that.

there’s something so humiliating about clicking on what i thought was a video to play it, only for it to be a photo that just expands to take up my screen