Sooo Cool I Want To Go To There

sooo cool i want to go to there

“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

went to find the song on youtube and 😭

>be me

>be having sex for the first time in two years.

>with a guy ive spent three years wanting to have sex with. first time together.

>spotify is on shuffle with a long queue

>just settled in to a new position. am about to get my dick sucked. things going great

>queue runs out because gay sex is longer than a long spotify queue

>spotify shuffles her options and out of over Four Thousand Songs offers up the most HONKY TONK BANJO MUSIC KNOWN TO MAN

>i mean honky tonk. I mean so honky tonk it loops around and becomes tonky honk.

>ruins my day.

dont know if i have a cold or if its hayfever but i feel exactly like this rn

im going to shove a live grenade up mynose and see if that clears my nasal cavities of mucus

“speaks in other language” (something that vaguely summarises what was said) im going to cry.

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.