Italian Microaggressions

Italian microaggressions

“can i rizz you?”

“…”

*inhale*

“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-“

“…is it working?”

ephemeral flowers

alt without shadows under cut

since the shadows ate all my pretty lineart, here it is without them

i looked at so many yukata references to get the sleeves and obis right @~@;;

you could say i'm an expert now jkjkjk

bruce: he’s killed people

damian [who’s heard stephanie say this at least 10x a day]: but have you considered that maybe he’s just a teenage girl?

jason: yeah! have you considered that bruce?!

bruce: jason, you’re 22 and a male

I'm Sorry, Can You Say That Again?

Had an idea for dpxdc fandom again 🤭. By the way nobody knows about Amity Park, the town just sorta appeared one day to outsiders.

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"I'm sorry can you say that again."

The reporters mic was up to his face and the cameras were rolling, who was Danny to stop the direction this was going now?

"Yeah so like I accidentally time travelled to the past and met some aliens. We got along really well if you know what I mean."

"Sir are you admiting that you travelled back in time and had sex with aliens?"

"Yup! I believe they were called kyrptonians or something, I even held their baby, he was the cutest thing ever. I believe his name was Kal-El."

"...Kryptonian as in the same species as Superman."

"Superwho?"

DP X DC Prompt #84

Tucker rarely gets to see his mother, too dangerous see. But when the choices are Amanda Waller and the GIW? Tucker chooses his mother to save his friends.

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