I Dont Even Know You And Im Trying To Stop Myself From Crying And Laughing From Happiness For You

I don’t even know you and i’m trying to stop myself from crying and laughing from happiness for you 

This shit is to cute it’s like a really good plot for a fanfic ....

(claiming this story for future plot if you’ll let me) 

I hit the jackpot!!!

ok my beautiful queens grab some tea and some snacks because this long and a little racy so read at your own risk :P

Ok so i don’t really date people because I’m very strict on what I call cheating. I’m the kind of person that if you cheat on me once I’m done with you and thats it. Everyone including my mother was just like you should lower your standards and there is no man out there who’s loyal which really hurt me because I know there are tons of guys in this world who don’t cheat (hello kai and jimin and jb) but anyway, so A few months ago I met this guy online lets call him M. Tbh at first I was kind of half assing the convo because I was kinda tired but M really wanted to get to know me. So he told about this app that we can use to call and text that was really easy so I downloaded it and we started talking.

We sent each other pictures and YALL this man is so damn FINE like ugg he drives me crazy and the crazy thing is that I’m not even boy crazy like that but he just does something to me. So we were talking and tbh I’m afraid to fall in love because i dont want my heart to be broken so i kinda built a wall around myself. He broke my wall like it was nothing which no man has been able to.

So the first day he wanted to talk on the phone but I’m kinda shy when i talk to new people so i kinda have to mentally prepare myself (i know im weird) but the next day we talked and he said that he really likes me and that he wanted to date but we are so far from each other but nevertheless he asked me to be his gf and i was like 0.0 uhhhh ok?

So a few months later we were talking and he jus tells me that im his life and that he loves me more than everything. I was just like aww thats so nice babe i love you too and then yall with his smooth ass voice. HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM. AND MY BLACK ASS SAID YES. 

so at first im like we gonna be like that cute fb couple that change their status on fb to like married or something you know “husband” “wife” but nah this man was serious serious. We started talking about kids ( i want a big family and he does too) and he always says cute things like he “cant wait for me to be the mother of his kids” He called me the day after he proposed and told me that he showed his parents a picture of me and that they said I’m so beautiful. I was like 0.0 thank you so much

so a few more months go by and you know im young and hes young so you know we got needs lmao!! like he teases me so much yall because he always knows when im horny (he says he can tell by my voice). also hes a virgin and so am i so we dont want to have sex until we get married so we kinda have this game we we make it hard on each other. he loses most of the time so :P i did that bitch (AND YALL DONT LET NO ONE TELL YOU ASIAN MEN ARE SAINTS BECAUSE HE SAID HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX AT LEAST 2 TIMES A DAY BITCH I FELL TF OUT)

yall i did not think that M could get any more perfect hes loyal, hes caring, hes fineeee, but then YALL WHY DID I FIND OUT THIS MAN IS RICH. let me make this clear money isnt everything happiness comes first but yall lets be for real money does make it easier to be happy.

so he tells me that i dont have to work that he will take care of everything. omg so long story short hes coming in july to meet my family. I will let yall know part 2 when he comes here wish us luck.

GOT ME SHOOK

I don’t know if I’m scared or just on the borderline of being flustered like tumblr got me shook without even trying

JUNG HOSEOK Happy birthday my hope may you live a long life full of happiness and good memories

Even if your not a fan

 Please wish him a happy birthday

He is an amazing human being and I’m thankful he was born 

(HAD TO EDIT THIS MORE THAN THREE TIMES T-T) 

One of the baddest bitches I know

“I’ll send you on an express train to hell”

This African-Brazilian is Michiko Malandro. She escaped an inescapable prison four times. She rescued an abused foster child by running her motorcycle through their house. She out danced and out drank a stripper for simply looking at her the wrong way, and didn’t even flinch when being held at gunpoint by a mexican gang. She held her own in a shoot out against a professional assassin and once held down a hot air balloon with nothing but her arms and teeth. Michiko Malandro is loud and sassy and doesn’t take shit from anyone. This girl is my queen.

This is me with any fictional character I've connected with

So proud of him he usually runs away when it comes to speaking to others in english

So the BTS Janet meeting. She asked a general ? about how they’re liking things. I heard someone respond more than one word for Namjoon to translate. I thought it came from Suga. I had to replay it many times when I looked again & thought no that isn’t Jungkook speaking up. He usually just nods & listens especially when they meet a girl. But it was him. I was shocked and floored. My boy spoke on his own & didn’t hesitate.

Jungkook’s English improved a lot, he’s good at it now, he got his whole American accent along with it and everything