RAHHHHH

RAHHHHH

Real footage of me crashing out whenever I see the ‘Bad Parent Bruce Wayne’ tag on a good fic

You guys act like Bruce isn’t hyper aware of everyone and their allergies. He’s the type of guy to secretly have a medic around whenever they go somewhere that involves eating.

Tim, has had a cold the whole week, and decided to eat some spicy shrimp: *cough* *cough* wow, this is spicy *sniffle* I could die!

Bruce, has been suspecting the allergy despite the fact that Tim has ate shrimp before and has been fine: I fucking knew it— TRAVIS!

Tim: DAMN IT BRUCE I WAS JOKING! I THOUGHT WE AGREED I DON’T HAVE AN ALLERGY TO SHRIMP?!

Bruce’s tank-built big ass if he tried flipping and moving in the Nightwing suit

I don’t know how to explain it but I associate him with every Frank Sinatra song in existence. Bruce Wayne will always be very 30’s coded to me, he most definitely has the Transatlantic/Mid-Atlantic accent.

Very demure, very mindful.

Controversial Opinion: When I think of the public Bruce Wayne persona, I don't think flamboyant and spoiled billionaire.

I think of a charming, polite, and well-spoken gentleman who can convince you of the greatness of Gotham's future with a few words. He loves talking about his family, his children more specifically. Seems to be knowledgeable about all sorts of things due to his travels around the globe. Speaks any language you could imagine and his velvety, old-money-accented voice is sure to capture your full interest. Never one to flaunt his wealth shamelessly but also never caught dressed in anything that isn't a tastefully fashionable and carefully curated outfit to bring out his features with matching scents for the occasion. With a few glasses of alcohol, he can get very flirty, but never inappropriately so. If you ask him about his opinion of the Bat, you will find that he does respect the man for all that he's done for Gotham but deeply detests his methods. In general, he seems to be against violence and crime of any kind, including vigilantism. Always one to ramble on and on about all of the future programs he wants to start for the city. His employees never stop praising him for his politeness and generosity, his public appearances at local schools, events, and festivals are always an absolute delight. He exudes elegance and authority you would expect of a Wayne and Gotham loves their prince for it.

To better visualize my vision, here is a short and sweet moodboard:

You know those freaky ai fails on tiktok? Can you imagine the batkids trying to do something nice for Bruce for once and paid for an ai of his parents but it got extremely fucked up. Like so fucked up that they couldn’t stop giggling about it and at one point Bruce waddles back in the batcave to see everyone huddled around the computer.

He gets curious and silently looks over to see a terrifying video of his dead parents.

He definitely violently sobbed in his room for three days after that.