We Need To Talk About The Remix Of Els Theme At The End Of Episode Eight When Brenner Dies

We need to talk about the remix of El’s theme at the end of episode eight when Brenner dies…

People had no problems when El thought about her abusers to get more powers to close the gate.

They had no problems when it was her mother saying I love you to her that was what got her to defeat One.

They had no problems when Max thought about her friends and her BOYFRIEND to escape Vecna.

SUDDENLY it’s a problem if Mike saying I love you to her is what gives her a push in defeating Vecna and saving Max??

I KNOW WHAT YOU PEOPLE ARE AND YOU AIN’T SLICK

El deserves better than to have her big moment of overcoming Henry to be because a boy told her he loved her.

I feel like my life started that day we found you in the woods. […] And I knew right then and there, in that moment, that I loved you. And I’ve loved you every day since.

Mike Wheeler in 10 years when he’s writing his wedding vows and realizes that he has to top his love confession:

she’s a 9 but she thought that the best way to go on a rooftop was to use a rope from an airship in the middle of the blitz during ww2

he’s a 10 but he manwhored himself thorough space and time until he became a giant head

he’s a 7 but he keeps switching universes where he wants to live

she’s a 10 but she went from doctor to soldier and married the 7

she’s a 8 but can’t remember when she was a 10

she’s a 9 but kissed her imaginary friend the day before her wedding

he’s a 7 but he became a roman soldier made of plastic

she’s a 9 but she was older than her parents when they met her for the first time

she’s a 10 but she keeps dying and reliving in different timelines