"Wake Up Buddy, We Got A Bank Robbery To Stop!"

"Wake up buddy, we got a bank robbery to stop!"

"Dad, it's like 6 in the morning. Who even robs a bank at that hour on a Saturday?"

“I can’t believe I’ve never noticed before.”

“Noticed what?”

“How similar our powers are.”

“I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Oh, I think you do.”

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Prompt #1490

“It’s not that I’m trying to control you,” their parent said, a comforting hand on their shoulder, “but I have to keep you safe. You know that right?”

“By any means necessary,” they repeated dully, thoughts whirling too fast to spare any inflection.

Their parent squeezed their shoulder. “So becoming the city’s most feared supervillain isn’t that outrageous, right? Definitely no worse than Kiera’s mum baking 800 cupcakes for the PTA bake sale.”

OC Ship: Lilith x Mariana

Oc Names: Lilith Hfrena Arondottir x Mariana Guerra Rodrigues

Lilith is a sarcastic and more playful type of nerd who hates reading and prefers video games and movies and is a bit sadistic and troublemaking (though its unintentional) and Mariana is the formal and perfectionist student council member who over fixates on her work and is known to be threatening but is really sweet and kind despite the face she's a bit more cold at first.

These two are roommates (Along with two other girls) and had a sort of academic rivalry. Though it was more Mariana despising (completely swoon for) Lilith for somehow always doing better then her in classes while Lilith was just plain old terrified (and very much into) Mariana but she's petty so always sasses back. Though they get closer and Mariana quickly realizes that she's just really fucking gay for the girl and Lilith is oblivious until it hits her "Oh... I'm gay".

The way of the confession is the two girls sitting on a bench in the school roof garden looking at the stars. Lilith telling Mari about the constellations and stars while Mari slowly takes Lilith's hands into her own and Lilith slowly stops. Mariana slowly speaks out her feelings and Lilith admits to feeling the same thing. They enjoy the quiet as they sit together watching the stars... and Lilith's friends watching silently in the bushes behind them (Koen is keeping Lucas from ruining the moment by starting a fight with Mariana (who would definitely kick his ass with little to no effort), Evelyn is handing Carina $20).

Now... the fun part filled with supposed head cannons however I am the god of this world cause they are my ocs so therefore all of this is cannon

Lilith calls Mariana ‘My Rose’, Kærasta, and Sæta

Mariana refers to Lilith as ‘My darling’, Minha querida, and Meu anjo

The two of them think that it is incredibly attractive when the other one is being extremely violent or spilling blood

Lilith is the flirty one, Mariana is either very into it or very flustered

Lucas likes Mariana but is protective of his best friend

Lilith flirts with Mariana when Lilith gets into detention and Mari is put in charge of watching everyone

Their other two roommates were at first like "Oh my god shut up and kiss you're in love" but then it was "Oh my god shut up and stop kissing we get it you're in love"

Mari plays with Lilith's hand, Lilith braids Mari's hair

Lilith teaches Mari video games

Mariana teacher Lilith chess (they're now tied)

They may be in love but love no longer exists when Monopoly or UNO is being played. They are both still extremely competitive

Mariana desperately wants to spoil Lilith a bunch but Lilith is a very cheap person and feels really bad when Mari spends a bunch of money on her

Mariana gives Lilith jewelry

Mariana is taller then Lilith so naturally Lilith steals Mariana's clothes (HOOOOOOOODIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS)

Mari tries to get Lilith a bit more tidy

The two girls both know how to dance together so they do it often

The two get married in the future and adopt three kids and live in a comfortable little house together and are just sweet and happy