He Is.. My Step Dad.

He is.. my step dad.

Characters: Toji X GNReader

Anime: Jujutsu kaisen

Type: Headcannon

Warnings: Cursing, fighting, rudeness, yelling, teasing, brief mention of animal abuse, bullies.

Summary: 14 year old … Fushiguro just discovered they have a new step dad. What would life be like for them?

He wouldn't be one of those new step dad's that would try too get you too like him

Nope, he wouldn't even care if you cussed him out or even threw a knife at him

100% would laugh at your attempt to scare him

You fought with him for a while

Picking him apart, teasing him, talking over him etc.. pretty rude towards him

Then again.. this guy just showed up one day an your mom was shocked by your annoyance.

Slowly you start to get used to him ... Somewhat

Picks you up from school, just to piss you off. Since he IS good looking, it caused a steer amongst students AND faculty.

Learns to bring Megumi an Tsumiki along, cuz you weren't as vicious towards him

Finds out that you stand up to bullies, an would back you up one day.

You would make meals for everyone (kids) an leave a little for him

"You need help gumdrop?" "No, go away Toji" stands back while you whoop some ass.

He would call you nicknames just to piss you off. Pats your head if you were fully done growing, lifts you up cuz the man is STRONG, he loves to tease you.

He didn't mind, he found it nice that you even left him some

I SERIOUSLY THINK HE A HIDDEN COOK, CAN MAKE ANYTHING

So imagine your shock when he makes a beef Wellington, an brings out a homemade gravy that made you melt

An start to accept him.. sort of

"What are you doing?" You found him one day sharping all his knifes an polishing his guns

Your mother knew of his occupation, but told him to keep it from you

"Ugh.. my hobby?"

"Are ... Are you an assassin or something?"

"Yes."

Imagine that conversation with your mom an you, "HE AN ASSASSIN! HOW... HOW WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW HE WONT KILL US? OR EVEN KNOW HE WONT GIVE US UP FOR MONEY OR SOMETHING?!" (... Megumi...)

"I wouldn't get much for you, just maybe 1 yen."

Threw a knife and spoon an this motherfucker caught them so fast an sent them back.

😲 <- you -> 🤔 thinking for a second

"Can.. can you teach me?"

Que your weird love hate teaching relationship with him

He teaches you how to fight, much against your mother wishes.

Little did any of them know, you weren't the purest angel either

"No, if your going to kick me in the gut, put your full strength behind it."

After awhile, you both kind of bond, an he starts to tell you about his past. You both had similar childhoods, abandoned an alone..till a child an sibling came in.

Though, you do have a hate relationship (mainly you), if anyone tries to say anything negative about him best believe you were in there face

"If anyone is going to say negative things about him. It'll be me!"

"Hey! He maybe a deadbeat but he is OUR DEADBEAT" CUE HIS "YEAH.. THE FUCK?!"

One time someone took you hostage, an his training paid off cuz he arrived to see the guys beaten to a blood pulp.

"huh, could have killed them" "Toji! Can I get some praise?"

Straight out found his last name was Zenin an teepeed the Zenin estate with the help of Megumi an Tsumiki one night on the way back from the park

Nearly died, but hey... It was worth it.

"Why did you do that? You co-" "Fuck the Zenin Clan, they bitches"

🥲 had to quickly wipe a tear from his eye

"But also fuck you, cuz you ate the last of my cake"

He would *try* to understand an watch anime with you

Even started to read manga

"I wish I could get hit with Oikawa serve"

"Ugh.. what?" "Damn, if only Levi could yell at ME like that." "What the fuck."

Toji would be the type to slowly warm up to you, an bring you little souvenirs from some of his missions across Japan or even abroad

"It's a keychain" "I found it.." proceeds to hand you a *stolen* shirt saying "I love Kyoto" gives you a fucking Oikawa cut out

Toji the type of step dad that would help (or try) with school work, but then suggest to just threaten the teacher

"You have parent teacher conference? I'll go."

Imagine the teacher face seeing this beef (terrifying) cake walk in behind you

After that your mom banned him from going to teacher conferences

She also told you both not to go grocery shopping together anymore either

Ya... May have came back with more food an cops on your heels..

Towards the end of his life, you both became to pees in a pod.

He let you do his hair one time, pigtails all around. May have put some pink an blue dye in his hair.

100% would call you into school if ya were sick (or not)

If you were sick, he would try his best at making you some food. He was taking notes from the times the other two had been sick

I feel like if you (or the other kids) got hurt, too the point he had to take you to the hospital..he would panic

"Oh my god.. OMG WHAT DO I DO?"

Fucking sweet Tsumiki "they need to go too the hospital, their fever is 103"

You two were a force to be reckon with, both verbally an physically

Saw someone getting picked on? Both right there verbally telling them off.

Noticed a kitten or puppy getting abused? Toji had to hold you back from killing the people.

The night before he goes out (when he dies the next day), you tell him to be careful

"Don't die.. I have a weird feeling about this one"

Pats your head, an starts to tease you about warning about him. Of course you tell him it's not like that, but deep down you both know something will go down the next day

When you get word that he was dead, an that he arranged for Megumi to be sold to the Zenin Clan. All hell broke lose, your mom was gone, an you were taking the kids an were on the run for a few months

Till that weird albino rat showed up one day

"Here, I'll take you all in, but you.. have to say I'm handsome"

You fucking took Megumi an Tsumiki an walked away

THEME RIDES

Characters: Gojo x Megumi x Itadori x Nobara

Anime: jujutsu kaisen

Warnings: screaming, cursing, nothing else I believe, not proofread

Summary: Gojo surprises the students with tickets to Fuji Q HIGHLAND.

A/N: idk.. feel EHH about this one.

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"We're going too ... AN AMUSEMENT PARK!" Gojo hollered as he held up four tickets to the amusement park.

Megumi sighed as flashbacks to his childhood of Gojo an Geto sneaking into closed amusement parks with him an his sister flashed in front of him. "At least this time he got tickets, cheapskate."

Itadori an Nobara both cheering at the announcement, "IS IT DISNEYLAND?"

"MAYBE SEAWORLD!"

"NO THEY ABUSE ANIMALS! PANDA WOULD KILL US!"

"YOURE ALL WRONG!" Gojo exclaimed, waiting for the two first years to settle down before announcing where they were headed.

"We are going to.... FUJI Q HIGHLAND!" Gojo exclaimed, the cheers from the two causing people to turn an scowl at them.

"Let's get onto the bus, we are staying for two-days!"

Megumi slowly trailed behind them, his cheeks a rose color from all the attention of bystanders. Boarding the bus one by one, they all took a seat. Putting there baggage in the overhead compartment. When the bus started to move, they all shared a confused expression, not Megumi though. "Ugh, Sensi theyre people still waiting, why are we moving?"

"Well this bus is reserved just for us, so enjoy the leg room," He stated as he stretched his rather long legs out into the aisle.

For an hour, Megumi an Gojo slept, Itadori read his manga, Nobara flicked through fashion magazines. When the bus finally stopped, Gojo chocked a snore out, his eyes opening behind his glasses. Slowly an groggily standing up, he followed Itadori an Nobara off the bus. Megumi trailing behind, "Okay, go wild." He said as he took all the baggage an walked towards the hotel. "Here are the tickets, don't die or get lost," He said, starring back at them as they all looked at him with confusion.

"Where are we staying?" Itadori questioned, "Oh well you see, there is actually a mission here..so outside." Gojo stated before teleporting out.

"That bastard!" Nobara screamed, Megumi shrugging his shoulders an walking towards the entrance. "Knew it was too good to be true, let's enjoy it though."

An that's exactly what they did, the rides, the food. They enjoyed it till the point where Itadori threw up on the coaster, Nobara got into a fight with one of the employees cuz of a game, "GIVE ME THE PINK DINOSAUR!"

Poor Megumi, standing on the sidelines, watching an turning red as a tomato at the sheer embarrassment of his friends. "The last ride, the last adventure before we have too start working," Gojo uttered, stuffing cotton candy into his mouth. Scarring the hell out of Megumi.

"Do-Dodonpa."

Gasps were heard, as they all dashed to wait in line. "It's the fastest coaster here in Japan, an the fourth fastest in the world." Itadori stated, naming off facts about the coaster as they all started to slowly board it. Gojo, an Megumi both taking the middle seats with Nobara an Itadori dashing for the front.

"What is this? What's going on? Why are you arguing with this lowlife?" Sukuna spit out, his mouth forming on Itadori cheek. "Be quiet!" Itadori whispered, slapping his hand on his cheek rather harshly. The announcer over the speaker be loud enough for no one that could see curses to hear him.

"What is this th- OH MY FUCKING GOD!! STOO! AAAHHH!!" Sukuna screamed, an for the remainder of the ride, through Itadori joy an letting his guard down. Sukuna took over his body, though not even Gojo noticed. Due to the fact he was clinging onto Megumi as high pitched screams were let out, "MAKE IT SLOW DOWN MEGOOMI"

"YOU CAN FLY!"

"IM SCARED OF ROLLERCOASTERS!"

"WHAT?! LET GO!"

"I DONT LIKE THIS NEW WORLD!" Sukuna cried out, as the roller coaster did one upside down circle, stalling for a moment at the very peak.

"Weeeee!" Gojo giggled, putting his hands up for them to dangle in the air, his glasses slowly sliding down his face. Megumi shooting him a confused an unamused look, "I don't understand you."

His happy an excited feeling disappearing once the ride started again.

By the end of it, Nobara was asking to go again. An Sukuna returned to his little space in Itadori head, "Mommy, why is that kid with the tattoos crying?" Was the last thing he heard before Itadori took over.

"Can we go again?" Itadori questioned the employee who in return shurgged his shoulders, "Sure."

Gojo an Megumi quickly got off, Gojo hanging dramatically onto his student. "That was SO scary," Gojo dramatically stated, Megumi sending an eye roll in return, "You literally levitate in the air.. an your scarred of a rollercoaster?"

"That's by choice an skill, this? No, I don't shoot up at 150mph in a split second."

"... I can't stand you ... "

The screams of joy of Itadori an Nobara were the last thing they heard as they walked off the platform an went to wait for them.

Am I going crazy, or have I seen this request played out across Tumblr in different fandoms A LOT this past week.

Just me? Oh.. maybe I'm seeing things.

I understand that our goal here is to be inclusive and kind to those reading our fics but you guys have to understand the difference between not explicitly being thought of vs actively alienated.

People are simply too diverse for everyone to be represented in every fic all the time. You do not pay anyone for these fics. This shit is free. Please do not go around attacking people because the entirety of the trillions of cells that make up your unique self did not feel included in one particular work. Close the fic. Commission someone. Leave us alone.

There are general things that are exclusive and alienating. Describing someone’s hair as straight for example. Describing skin color. Body type. And tbh, if you tag appropriately, it’s actually not a sin? For example, just say white!reader instead of claiming the default for yourselves. That’s what poc creators have been telling you for years.

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Not to mention Nanami is dead, his students most are either MIA or severely injured. Geto is being used as a meat puppet, Yaga is indeed dead an for dumbass reasons. The culling games have two of his children so to speak in it, that he raised. An what? They going to fucking forbid him? HIM. like.. bullshit. They ain't going to be able to stop him, once he figures out the whole situation an how long he has been sealed away on top of that, being told anyone that helps him is equally fucked as well. An they all know if he was not in the prison Realm it wouldn't be happening. Just ... Yeah, I got a laugh out of that part in the manga.

the jujutsu society higher ups sentencing gojo to exile is just so funny to me bc what are they gonna do.. if his students get him out what do they think they'll get to do... live? after killing masamichi? what, they'll accuse those students of treason or w/e and try to hurt them when satoru's out? worse, tell him he's banished from jujutsu society? then what like what's the galaxy brained idea here even if he complies and idk.. goes on a world tour for crepes, would they continue to handle this culling game-kenjaku situation absolutely brilliantly without his help like they've been doing so far? lmao