Which One Of U Was Going To Tell Me That Tea Tastes Different If U Put It In Hot Water?

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Title: Who would actually like watching Real Housewives shows with you.

CHARACTERS: Noya, Bokuto, Tanaka

Anime: Haikyuu

Warnings: mild cursing, gossip, spoilers for RHW, NOT PROOFREAD.

AN: Yo! What up peeps!? So this is part three. PART ONE / PART TWO <- is right there for anyone that wants to read them. Let me know what y'all thought! This took forever.

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NOYA:

Sugar pie, honey bunch

I believe like Nanami he is pretty opened minded

And will give it a chance

Because it is you

And your his honey bun

Fucking rolls in with his "ROLLING THUNDER"

One day while you were just chilling, in the living room.

You looked at him like 🤔😅

"Youre 28... What are you doing?"

"reliving my Highschool days, just got off the phone with Hinata and we were tal-"

He stopped looking at the TV

There was Sonja all up in Kristian space going off on her in the woods.

"is..is this Real Housewives of New York?"

"Yeah... Do you not like that kind of thing? The drama and back stabbing"

You were kind of hesitant to even watch it in front of him

You'd been dating for a year now, and it's always been a guilty pleasure. But never told him or even anyone

Taking a seat besides you on the couch

More like jumping on the couch

"Never really gave it a second thought, but I'll try it out"

Fucking finishes the whole season, loves Heather in Season 6 and when bethany came back???

Home dude fucking flipped out

"ITS BETHANY !!!! WHAT ... OMFG"

Ends up watching it more then you do, becomes a huge fan of Real Housewives of Atlanta

Gets fucking merchandise

And ends up following the ones he likes the most on Insta

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TANAKA:

Right off the bat

I know he watches this shit

I feel like his sister made him sit down one day back in the early years of KUWK

And made him watch it with her

"LITTLE BROTHER SIT DOWN!"

And just fucking BODY SLAMMED HIS ASS ON THE GROUND

But he has no shame

He gossips it too some of the students

One day a kid made fun of him for it

Kid was in the infirmary, and Tanaka was in the office

So once he heard the familiar voice of Monique from Potomac

He lost his cool

"ARE YOU WATCHING REAL HOUSEWIVES?!"

Motherfucker just ran right over to you

Totally forgot about what he was doing and everything

Just straight 🏃‍♂️💨 himself over to the living room

"wh-what?!" You kind of always had your suspicious about him liking this kind of shows

He did watch or rather binge all of The Real Housewives series

Along with Love after Lock up

"I knew it, You do like these shows!"

He just shrugged and grabbed the remote

"what.. what are you doing?!"

"I want to watch the Salt Lake Utah,one I've seen all of the Potomac, NY, NJ, Beverly hills, all that jazz."

"Utah? When did that start?" You asked eager to watch the new Real Housewives

And being excited to watch it with someone else

"Idk, but my sister told me about it, and I wanted to binge it."

"I'll get the snacks or more snacks"

And just like that, you both binged it

And even texted his sister a video of him hushing you too be able to watch the show

BOKUTO:

Straight up

Got akaashi into it for a while

Till akaashi told him he only watched it to shut him up

But he watches it while eating, showering (figured out his phone was NOT waterproof), even during practice at times if their is a short break

His sister's got him into it 🤣

Just one day after his volleyball game came home and "BOKUTO! COME WAYCH THIS WITH US!"

Tried to tell them no, that he wanted to rest

But then after some whining and brief discription of the show

He caved

And now he was addicted

Watched it more then his sister's

And then you come into his life?

All beautiful and unaware to the fact he was a HUGE fan of Real Housewives

He didn't hide it, he legit told you about it

And how on Thursdays, were his days to watch the new episode of whatever it was

He invited you but also told you that if you didn't like it, he wasn't going to force it

"I love Real Housewives though, I'll be over with snacks tomorrow."

His heart bursted with love at those words

And now every week, you both have little dates to watch your fav RHW series.

His sister when they visit? And they see.. you two.. cuddled up on the couch.

My LORD

THEY LOSE THEIR MINDS

But in the end

Join you both, while Bokuto is sitting there

Red in the face and trying to have them not bother you too much

Head empty, just the reader being jealous and distancing themself when Megumi saved another sorcerer who likes him 🤧

(bonus points if the reader gets injured😭)

It's ANGST HOURS DDDUUDDEEEEESSSS!!

thank you for sending something in 😢, I appreciate it! Hope you like it! I love that concept!

Warnings: not proofread, Mention of blood, angst!, Fighting.

Characters: Megumi x GN Reader x Male First year.

REQUESTS: OPEN

PART TWO

Its happened at one of the missions Gojo passed onto them, cuz he believed it to be a low grade curse. But turns out, (surprise surprise) that it indeed WASNT a low grade. And not to mention, it could multiple itself.

"Megumi! Can you-" your voice cut off as the curse flung itself towards you. A groan leaving your lips as you felt it's weight, and the sharp pain of hitting the ground hard. Your thoughts going blank for a second, with hazy vision you turned your head seeing the multipled curse running towards megumi.

Who's back was turn, and was helping him. It looked like he had tripped over his own two feet, again.

The new third year, the NEW third year, that always had googly eyes and would become rather flirty with megumi when he walked in the room. And was now, (with a slight smirk in your direction) limping away with megumi help. The curse, unknown to them was right behind them, about to pounce.

The adrenaline coursing through your veins, at the mere thought of this curse hurting him. Along with the jealousy at the sight of your boyfriend, of 1 year helping the one person that wanted him. Whether he was taken or not.

Shooting up from your spot on the ground, running directly towards the curse. A wail escaping your mouth, "DOMAIN EXPANSION! MALEFICENT SHRINE!" You hollered, forming your hands in the same manner as Sukuna.

The curse screaming before finally, disappearing.

Wincing at the sudden sharp pain running down your back, feeling dizzy as Megumi was ... Wait.. what.

"Are you okay? Did you break your foot? Babe, can you hel-" Megumi was worrying over him, with his stupid 'twisted ankle', with his stupid cuts and blood on his face and body.

And you?

Your head was spinning, your clothes torn and dirty, there was BLOOD running down your head. Totally, completely ruining your new outfit you bought with Nobara.

Shaking your head at his actions, you walked past the both of them, flipping the phone open and trying to remain strong.

Because for starts, you were hurt more then the other, and you didn't want to cry from anger. "Y/N, why.. hey I'm talking to you. They need help! Why are you being like this, come on give me yo-"

"Tsk, tsk Megoomi. You just don't see it," Gojo said, walking up behind the two student towards you.

Megumi opened his mouth to reply, and to scrutinize his teacher. But you beat him too it, just it wasn't towards Gojo, but towards himself.

"What about me? Huh? Your girlfriend and fellow partner, on this mission? He wasnt the only one that got hurt! He wasn't the only one that was with you! What about me?! Where were you when I got thrown by that curse into that bush? Or when it suddenly multiply and body slammed me into the ground? Or when it started to spit, yes, SPIT ACID AT ME?! You were so worried about guarding him, but didn't even come to help me once! You actually yelled at me, as I got punch in the face, for not watching your and his back!" You shouted, the pain in your back blooming all over you body. To him and Megumi, it probably looked like you were vibrating from rage. But really, you were hurting, the blood was dripping slowly from your forehead to the ground.

And the look Megumi had in his eyes was fear and regret.

But it was too late for him, "Come on," Gojo spoke, now getting worried at the decreasing color from your cheeks.

"I'll have itachi come pick you two up."

As he floated away with you, passed out and bleeding in his arms. Leaving an angry and worried Megumi behind.

-UNMENTIONED BIRTHDAYS-

Style: Headcannon.

Characters: Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kageyama

Anime: haikyuu

Summary: You never told them when your birthday was, due to having a birthday when school was never in session. And these are the reactions, of when they find out.

Request from @blue-asher: about headcannons of some Haikyuu characters reacting to you not telling them it was your birthday? Like, they could found out from your classmates that same day or reader mentioning it days later.

A/N: Requests are currently open! Go to this post for reference! Thank you for requesting this, I can relate too it since my birthday falls when school is out of session so no one never knew unless told otherwise.

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TSUKISHIMA:

First thing

He would gentle slap you up the head

In an .. enduring kind of way

But also a "hey what the fuck?!" Kind of way

He found out by your friends asking and pestering him what he was doing at the practice gym on this day

He replied back with "What are you doing here? I'm not the only one here,"

And they just stand there like "... He has a point"

But then one blurts out "We already visited Y/N ! And gave her gifts and told her happy birthday! What have you done?!"

Of course

He gets hit right in the face from the ball bouncing off the wall

Realizes that it is practically almost the end of the day and that you never even told.him when your birthday even was

So while standing there, and getting bombarded with questions and scolding by your friends

You walk in

Unbeknownst to the whole conversation

"Y/N-chan! You want us too beat him up?! "

"YEAH HE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!"

"WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND WOULD DO THAT ?!"

They all start shouting and hollering their distaste for the whole thing

And you very calmly

Just walk over, grab his hand and lead him out of the gym.

"I.. I didn't know, I'm sorry, but you never even told me"

*que the light slap up the head

"Well, I never really see it as a big thing. I'm just getting older, and it's just a day of the year. My family and I never really do much anyways, it's not much of a big deal "

He is just standing there 🧍🏼🤦

"Just cuz you or your family don't do anything big, doesn't mean that others feel the same, now come on"

"Where are we going?"

"We are going to celebrate your birthday, now come on. Let's go get food, go to the arcade, and watch the stars above us "

Turns out Suki is a huge birthday person

He did exactly what he said

Got food, went to the arcade, won you a few gifts, and then on the walk home sat at a bench at a park, watching the stars. And pulled out a little cupcake with a candle on top.

SUNG YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY

And he made sure that once dropping you off at home

He marked his calendar and made a mental note of your birthday

YAMAGUCHI:

This shy

Honey bun

Y'all been dating for a while now

Almost a year

11 months

And your birthday was actually the day you both started dated

Thing is

You never said anything or mentioned it 🙃 and it didn't really cross his mind

Till it was your guys one year AND your birthday

He is going over to your house, getting ready, asking Suki if the gift is good enough and if his outfit looks good

And of ALL PEOPLE

ALL PEOPLE

SUKI KNOWS ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY

"Did you get them another gift?"

YAMAGUCHI JUST LIEK " WHAT YOU MEAN ANOTHER GIFT?!"

"Its their birthday today dumbass "

he died right then and there

😀😅😐🙃😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Starts crying and panicking

"What.. no ... No ... It can't be .. omg that's why there were birthday cards in THEIR BAG WHEN I ASKED THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!!"

Suki is LIVING FOR THIS

Cackling in the background

"aren't you late?"

Cut to him tripping and fumbling on his way out, completely forgotting about the gifts and card

Gets to you place

And is ASHAMED

Knocks on the door

A very weak knock

You barely even heard it when walking by

"Oh babe! Happy aniv- are you crying?!"

He is practically sobbing trying to hold back the tears and snot

"I forgot your gifts, and the card and food I made. Not to mention, I ... I didn't even know it is your birthday."

Ya got to reassure him that it's okay

You never really liked to celebrate your birthday anyways.

Plus it was during holiday break, so everyone was already doing their thing with families and celebrating

"It's NOT fine, I should have known, I should have asked"

It legit took your parent to tell him that's it's fine and it doesn't bother you one bit

He still wasn't convinced but both of you went back to his place to pick up the things he forgot

"I may not celebrate birthdays that much, but... You've made this one the best. That and we started dating on this day, that's the best gift of all."

His heart exploded and he died right there on the street

Kageyama:

Hear me out

I feel like he would KNOW the month and date

But be forgetful of it at times

He gets so in his head and with volleyball tournaments going on

And that damn flatiwaka in his thoughts

He thought your birthday was NEXT week

Not this week

So imagine his surprise when he is getting some milk

And your classmates rush over too him and start to ask him questions left and right

"What did you get them?!"

"They don't seem none the wiser that you've forgotten"

"God your such a terrible boyfriend"

"I bet it's something romantic, and he just is putting up a facade"

"what are you guys on about?" He asks taking a sip of his milk, eye brows furrowing at them

"God you guys are annoying"

It takes Hinata coming behind him

For him to realize

"Isn't it Y/N-chan birthday today?!" Hinata whispered died in his ear, having him spill his milk everywhere

Even on the classmates

"T-Thats next week ... Right?!"

Their faces

Just dead pan

"So he knows the date ... But he forgot.. "

Que you walking over and man's does a whole 360 change

Grabs you and just straight up starts apologizing

Hinata is living for it but so shocked by how his classmate and teammate just .. is begging for forgiveness

"Tobio.. what what are you talking?!"

"YOUR BIRTHDAY, I DIDNT FORGET I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT WEEK."

Que Hinata "Doesn't that mean you forgot"

Que flames coming up around Kageyama "What did you say... You little orange head ass!?"

Ends up chasing after Hinata, leaving you standing there with a small smile on your face

"Aren't you upset he forgot?"

"No, I know he is just forgetful and has been planning something nice for next week."

"But your birthday is THIS week."

"Actually it was three days ago, so everyone is wrong. But it doesn't bother me, my family forgets it as well."

Que the classmates Lossing their SHIT

As their losing it

Hinata and Kageyama are running around, Hinata jumping out of his reach and Daichi coming over

"You really don't care?"

"No, but I'm going to go help Daichi before Tanaka gets involved... I can feel him circling around... Waiting."

After Kageyama was scolded and you both walked back to the classes

His head hung low, that pout on his face

"I.. I'm sorry I forgot, I'll make it up"

"It's fine, I'm used to it. My birthday was three days ago anyways, and I got to spend it with you and watch your game and totally destroy the team!"

"Oh yeah, we really di... THREE DAYS AGO?!"

Que you running away giggling

Currently working in Navie and Gullible: Heart break.

And I hope everyone likes it. 😭 It should be done here soon. And I've decided on their cursed technique. Just bare with me on the explanation.

But yeah! Working on it, and i haven't forgotten about it

idk who needs to hear this but u don't need to know everything happening in ur fav artist's personal life just bc they're a celebrity and u are their fan