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wyd if you unbutton your mans pants and discover that hes got the ginch gonch on.......

it really is a travesty i don’t have a penis because id be doing shit with it that nobody on this earth has ever seen before

well, i know chess AND highways. drives my rook down i-65 to c2

big fan of characters who have it all under control when theyre put in situations but no idea how to be like a regular guy doing regular stuff when all is said and done.

"Oh, no thank you. I don't drink," I tell my new friends at the party, no matter what beverage they offer me. Minutes later I'm seen standing in the swimming pool out back, with a serene look on my face. The water level is slowly, almost imperceptibly decreasing.