Birb Wiggle

Birb wiggle

Mood

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Satan: Prove it.

Mc: Prove what?

Satan: That you can tell someone’s identity and feelings based off their footsteps.

Mc: Well, both Barbatos and Diavolo are heading straight for this room. Diavolo is excited while Barbatos is a lot more calm.

Diavolo: *busting into the room with a huge grin* I have some news!

Mc: Told you.

Lucifer: I’m actually impressed.

Mc: It’s trauma related.

Lucifer: what?

Mc: Nothing.

I've yet to realize my sexuality or " type " and this really helped me understand some questions I've been afraid to ask.

Note: This isn’t an insult/sassy come back to people to asking valid questions/statements (well maybe a bit sassy lol), none of it’s meant to offend people that are calmly trying to educate themselves to lgbtq+. Questions are always welcome!

Feral hanging with Naru: Back in my day, yautja were true hunters, none of that pussy heat netting, we took the cold as Paya intended and used the hunt to keep warm. And don’t get me started on their new technology, It’s all mass-produced now, no quality, and their cloaking device can’t even handle getting splashed.  Scar a few seats down the space bar with Lex: Oh look, someone woke up grandpa. Careful, I heard he doesn’t even know how to use his own tech. Saw a human and shot off too early… couldn’t be me. *sips*

*Y/n Jeff and Slenderman standing in front of the mansion that's on fire*

Y/n: in my defense I was left unsupervised.

Slenderman: I left you with Jeff?

Jeff: In my defense I was also left unsupervised.