So My Family Is Weird, So Here's Some Quotes From Them. Used Them As You Will:

So my family is weird, so here's some quotes from them. Used them as you will:

"Dad, do you love me?" "Didn't we have this conversation last month?"

"I don't jerk off because I'm horny, I jerk off because I need the dopamine"

"Look, I understand your stressed, but literally stop. Your ruining my vibe!"

"This may be a surprise for you, but racism isn't hot..."

"*Me singing Encanto songs*" "stop being a whore"

"The grim reaper won't take my soul, so I'm sad"

"Do you ever have a good dream, them someone you hate shows up in it and makes you hate it?"

"I don't think my thoughts, I just am a thot"

~my sleep deprived sister

You know what? I'm not normal either. So have some of my strange quotes:

"Wait, it's not normal to feel concerned when given affection?"

"You're asking for advice from someone who had a dream about a pizza sauce roller coaster"

"How could you tell my brain keeps turning on and off on me?"

"I didn't ask your gender, I asked if you wanted to scream at someone with me"

"I just want people to question my existence by just looking at me!"

"Keep talking in that tone of voice and I'll start scream singing 'We Don't Talk About Bruno' at you!"

"I hope you know my preferred method of murder is arson"

"Ok, I have like, five swords in my attic, give me a name and I'll die them"

Brother: "Why are you listening to music while staring into space?"

Me: "It's called vibing"

Brother: "I think you mean being depressed..."

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Me: "eh, same thing"

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Part of a conversation I had with my brother

Him "So boobs and balls are the same"

Me "What?"

Him "Well, if you take off you're boobs and put them down there, then you get balls"

Me "That... would make transitions a lot easier. But wouldn't you just have huge balls and-"

Him "Some of the boob with be made into a dick. It can be the other way around to!"

I question him

I'm surrounded by morons while running on five hours of sleep, half a bag of chocolate chips, a water bottle filled with ice, and I want to fight Satan.

Does anyone want to come with me?